Meet Kenneth, a terrifying ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.
Count Kenneth was a terrifying vampire duck.
At least, that’s what he told everyone.
He had a spooky castle, a fancy black cape and two very impressive fangs.
There was just one problem…
Kenneth was scared of blood, which is quite a big deal for a vampire!
At the mere sight of blood, everything would go black and Kenneth would wake up on the ground, then have to avert his eyes as to not look at the blood again.
So instead of blood, he drank tomato soup and pretended it was blood.
“BWAHAHAHA!” he would laugh, before immediately burning his tongue.
More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.
Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm
Meet Kenneth, a terrifying ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.
Count Kenneth was a terrifying vampire duck.
At least, that’s what he told everyone.
He had a spooky castle, a fancy black cape and two very impressive fangs.
There was just one problem…
Kenneth was scared of blood, which is quite a big deal for a vampire!
At the mere sight of blood, everything would go black and Kenneth would wake up on the ground, then have to avert his eyes as to not look at the blood again.
So instead of blood, he drank tomato soup and pretended it was blood.
“BWAHAHAHA!” he would laugh, before immediately burning his tongue.
More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.
Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm
