Kenneth the Mummy

$185.00

Meet Kenneth, a unfortunate ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.

Kenneth was never supposed to be a mummy.

An ancient Pharaoh was trying to mummify his beloved cat, but apparently his eyesight wasn’t what it used to be.

Somehow, he grabbed Kenneth the duck instead.

And no one dared to question the Pharaoh when he walked into the mummification chamber holding a duck and saying mummify my cat!

When Kenneth finally woke up in the afterlife, he looked around and realised he was surrounded by hundreds of cats.

This was a problem.

Because, as Kenneth quickly discovered, cats LOVE chasing ducks.

So now Kenneth spends eternity running for his life, wrapped in toilet-paper-looking bandages, while hundreds of cats chase him around the pyramids.

More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.

Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm

Meet Kenneth, a unfortunate ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.

Kenneth was never supposed to be a mummy.

An ancient Pharaoh was trying to mummify his beloved cat, but apparently his eyesight wasn’t what it used to be.

Somehow, he grabbed Kenneth the duck instead.

And no one dared to question the Pharaoh when he walked into the mummification chamber holding a duck and saying mummify my cat!

When Kenneth finally woke up in the afterlife, he looked around and realised he was surrounded by hundreds of cats.

This was a problem.

Because, as Kenneth quickly discovered, cats LOVE chasing ducks.

So now Kenneth spends eternity running for his life, wrapped in toilet-paper-looking bandages, while hundreds of cats chase him around the pyramids.

More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.

Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm