Meet Kenneth, a spooky ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.
Kenneth the ghost wanted nothing more than to be scary.
Every night, Kenneth floated out of dark corners, drifted through old hallways, and popped up behind unsuspecting people.
Nobody was ever frightened.
Instead, they laughed.
Kenneth tired so hard to be scary. They read How to Be Scary for Dummies, practiced spooky floating, and perfected their most ghostly expressions.
Still, everyone laughed.
What Kenneth didn’t know was that every time they tried to scare someone, their butt quack was sticking out from underneath their ghost sheet.
People barely noticed the spooky ghost.
They noticed the ghostly butt quack waving around in the breeze.
Kenneth never felt the cool air and never discovered the problem!
More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.
Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm
Meet Kenneth, a spooky ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.
Kenneth the ghost wanted nothing more than to be scary.
Every night, Kenneth floated out of dark corners, drifted through old hallways, and popped up behind unsuspecting people.
Nobody was ever frightened.
Instead, they laughed.
Kenneth tired so hard to be scary. They read How to Be Scary for Dummies, practiced spooky floating, and perfected their most ghostly expressions.
Still, everyone laughed.
What Kenneth didn’t know was that every time they tried to scare someone, their butt quack was sticking out from underneath their ghost sheet.
People barely noticed the spooky ghost.
They noticed the ghostly butt quack waving around in the breeze.
Kenneth never felt the cool air and never discovered the problem!
More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.
Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm
