Meet Kenneth, a ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.
Today we say goodbye to Kenneth.
Kenneth was a duck, a menace, and quite possibly the world’s worst pilot.
His hobbies included teasing frogs, quacking at absolutely nothing, and practising his take-offs and landings — despite having absolutely no formal aviation training.
His take-offs were impressive.
His landings were… legally considered accidents.
Sadly, Kenneth has now taken his final take-off… and his final landing.
He leaves behind countless confused frogs, several offended birds, and a pile of feathers that the authorities are still investigating.
So fly high, Kenneth.
Or at least attempt to.
Quack in peace, you will be missed.
More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.
Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm
Meet Kenneth, a ceramic duck hand‑crafted and sculpted care.
Today we say goodbye to Kenneth.
Kenneth was a duck, a menace, and quite possibly the world’s worst pilot.
His hobbies included teasing frogs, quacking at absolutely nothing, and practising his take-offs and landings — despite having absolutely no formal aviation training.
His take-offs were impressive.
His landings were… legally considered accidents.
Sadly, Kenneth has now taken his final take-off… and his final landing.
He leaves behind countless confused frogs, several offended birds, and a pile of feathers that the authorities are still investigating.
So fly high, Kenneth.
Or at least attempt to.
Quack in peace, you will be missed.
More than a decorative object, Kenneth is a small burst of happiness — a piece designed to lift the corners of your mouth and brighten the rhythm of your day. Whether placed on a shelf, desk, or entryway, he brings with him a quiet reminder to play, to laugh, and to enjoy the simple delight of being alive.
Approximate size: H x L x W 14 × 14 × 8.5cm
